So, as it turns out, if you explicitly ask her to open her mouth, and you position a candy bar just so... this happens:



Too bad one of the pieces of candy wasn't a lollypop.

Cool, she looks like she likes it.

What woman doesn't like chocolate?

^ A diabetic one.

Chocolate is low sugar, actually.

^ It's still not a very good idea to be eating it if you're a diabetic though + the low sugar bit depends on what type of chocolate you're talking about, I wouldn't call chocolate bars like KitKats or Snickers bars low sugar in any sense of the word.

Actual, real chocolate. Not that shit Mars and Hershey call "milk chocolate." That stuff is 90% sugar and 10% factory workers muttering the word "chocolate."
And diabetics can eat chocolate. Eat doesn't mean "consume until explode."

And I'm going to carry on saying that it's not a good idea for them to, because the members of my family who are diabetics have been told so by qualified medical professionals, the only time that they are supposed to eat any is if they are in danger of going into hypoglycaemic shock.

This is no way the appropriate forum to discuss how to manage a diabetic diet. I'm sure that anyone here who has diabetes or someone who is responsible for a diabetic already knows what they can and cannot eat well and also probably already knows where to find reliable information in how to expand their diet.

Yeah, sorry about that. I didn't mean to start an argument, just make a joke.